Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you:

• Who is louder?
• Who is more experimental? 
• Who takes more risks? 
• Do they fuck or make love? 
• Lights on or off?
• Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
• Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
• Has either stolen the other’s underwear? 
• Who comes first?
• Who is better at oral and who prefers it? 
• Who is more submissive? 
• Who usually initiates things?
• Who is more sensitive?
• Who has the most patience? 
• Which kinks do they share?